- President Trump claims the US deployed a secret weapon, "the Discombobulator," during the operation against Maduro.
- The weapon reportedly disabled Venezuelan equipment, preventing the launch of Russian and Chinese rockets.
- Accounts from Maduro's guards describe sudden system failures and physical distress amongst personnel at the site.

A: Hey, did you hear anything crazy in the news?

B: No! What’s up?

A: Apparently, Trump said the US used a “secret weapon” to try and get Maduro!

B: Seriously? A secret weapon? What was it?

A: He called it “The Discombobulator”! Can you believe that name?

B: Haha! The Discombobulator! Sounds like a cartoon.

A: Right? He wouldn’t say much about it, just that it stopped their equipment.

B: Stopped their equipment? Like rockets?

A: Yeah! He said they had Russian and Chinese rockets, but they didn't even launch one! He said they just pressed buttons, and *nothing* happened.

B: Wow. That’s pretty wild.

A: It gets weirder. One of Maduro’s guards said all their radar just shut off.

B: No way! Did he say why?

A: He said it was without explanation! And apparently, some people were… really sick.

B: Sick? Like, what happened?

A: Bleeding, vomiting, falling over... pretty intense stuff.

B: Okay, that's a bit scary. Do they know if the weapon did that?

A: That’s the thing! They’re not sure if it’s connected. It’s all a bit mysterious, isn't it?