- President Trump claimed the US deployed a secret weapon, called "the Discombobulator," during the operation against Maduro.
- Trump asserted the weapon disabled Venezuelan equipment, preventing the launch of Russian and Chinese rockets.
- Reports from Maduro’s guards described sudden system failures and unusual physical reactions among personnel, though the connection to the weapon is unconfirmed.

A: Hey, did you hear anything crazy in the news?

B: No! What’s up?

A: Apparently, Trump said the US used a super secret weapon!

B: Seriously? A secret weapon? What was it called?

A: He called it "the Discombobulator"! It sounds so silly, right?

B: Haha! "Discombobulator"? That's wild! What did it do?

A: He wouldn't really say, but he said it stopped the enemy’s stuff from working. Like, their rockets.

B: Wow! Did it actually work?

A: Well, a guard for Maduro said their radar just shut off. It was really sudden.

B: That’s intense! Did anyone get hurt?

A: Yeah, the guard also said people were feeling really sick. Bleeding, vomiting… it was pretty bad.

B: Whoa… So, it’s like, Russian and Chinese rockets? Nothing flew?

A: Exactly! But it's all a bit unclear, you know? We don’t really know how it all connects.

B: Crazy! Trump always says surprising things, doesn't he?